It looks more like a triangle from down here...

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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pdlcomics:

The Lamps of Charity

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"The floor is lava!"

- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

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idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

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"I, for one, welcome our new draconic overlords."

- The dwarf, fighting a dragon (and losing).  (via outofcontextdnd)

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

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BECOME LEGEND.

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